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I know I said I would be back! And I am it just took a little
longer than I thought to gather my thoughts! That's all!
That and I decided along with no more time wasting sites (huh, my
self improvement phase has lasted longer than I even thought it
would!) I should also look at exercise I really had to look and
think hard about it (that's what has taken me so long!). How does
one go about exercise I'm good at the looking and thinking bit I
just can't quite grasp the exercise bit!
Then gathering dust and dog hair in the corner of the lounge was a
ball! Not just any ball mind, a proper exercise ball that Phyllis
had brought me, (I think she actually intended that I use it other
than a lint gatherer and sometimes a thing I could sit on and
bounce up and down, you remember those round critters when you
where a kid had ears you could grasp and mow down any gullible
sibling with). Anyway I hadn't forgotten and try to reminisce on
occasion (usually after a wine or 2) all I end up doing is falling
sideways on the floor and laughing hysterically, (much to the
disgust and derision of the Angel, it's him I'm usually trying to
mow down).
So I rummaged through the recycling bin to look for the old sunday
mail papers, the health and beauty section! (they usually contain
something about exercise, I've just never taken any notice before)
anyway lo and behold a whole page or so devoted to the things one
could do with an exercise ball. I was bitterly disappointed
nothing erotic or even vaguely funny, oh well I guess it really is
only for exercise! the variety that really will stop my wobbly
bits from vibrating me across the floor for a minute or two after
a collision and the Angel really does think is hilarously when he
pokes me and I continue to wobble! I thought I was comfortable :-(
apparently not so! dull! dull! dull!.
I must remember to welcome myself to the real
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Pure and
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Well so much for waiting
until after veggies were brought poor Phyllis and I were deprived of
b&e roll and coffee because they lost their electricity!! But we did
end up having a delightfully tasty Currie pastry (deep fried dripping
in oil and totally delicious). Don't eat just apply directly! Once on
the lips forever on the hips, and my hips are rather ample but of
course wonderfully so :-) lol. But then again I don't really ask for
anyone else's opinion and do others opinions really matter when it
comes to such subjects as ones bits? I think not! ( by the way that
was rhetorical and you shouldn't be left in any doubt).
The Angel is away for the
night doing Angel thing's, (oh I don't know what they are!! I'm no
angel! so I imagine things pure and true, mmm but then I am slightly
delusional when it comes to such things). I think the machination for
the night (in my dreams) will be pizza and deep meaningful discussions
on the world at large and love and the future etc etc) more likely I
know to involve lots of "hayuck, hayucking", ( that Angels do so well)
and "cor" and "prime", ( I now unfortunately know what they mean when
they say things about someone when they say prime!, I really didn't
need to know but was enlightened by one of the darlings from work,
actually it was two of the darlings). Such visions of meat should
never be associated with one's object of desire, please Angels
everywhere take note not attractive or flattering in the least. YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!.
(Breathing deeply now,
sip of wine and think calm thoughts) Ahh where was I before the colour
black was all I could see, I think it's supposed to be red you see,
but I see black, OK! There is more to come but I am going to reconnoitre
and gather my thoughts. (such as they are)
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