Greebo
Nanny Ogg's cat. A huge, one-eyed tom who
divides his time between sleeping, eating and fathering the most incestuous feline tribe.
He is technically a mottled grey but is covered with so much scar tissue that he looks
like a fist with fur on it. He can only be said to have ears because there's no other word
for the things left on top of his head. Greebo's good eye, his left one, is yellow. The
other one is pearly-white. He radiates genuine intelligence. He also radiates a smell that
could knock over a wall and cause sinus trouble in a dead fox. Although he is addressed by
virtually everyone as "Yarrgeroffoutofityahbastard", to Nanny Ogg he is still a
cute little kitten and still sleeps on her bed when not out at night looking for something
to fight, rape, eat (or all three). The way he affectionately tries to claw her eyeballs
out in the morning is as good as an alarm clock.
However, a residual effect of a hasty spell on the part of his owner has now
left Greebo with the ability, not always controllable, to turn into a human form. As a
human, he is 6 feet tall, broad shouldered and leather clad, with rippling muscles under
his shirt. He has long sideburns, a mane of black hair, a broken nose and a black patch
over his bad eye. And, it should be added, a worried expression for much of the time. A
lot of the things which, as a cat, he would do quite naturally present him with all kinds
of problems when he attempts them in human form. Greebo tends to flip into his alternative
shape when he finds a situation he can't deal with in the current one. On top of all his
other problems, this means that people occasionally find a naked human running around
meowing.