Do You Want Your Old Lobby Washed Down I've a nice little patch and a small bit of land, And a place by the side of the sea, And I care about no-one, because I believe, There's nobody cares about me. My peace is destroyed and I'm fairly annoyed, By a lassie who works in the town, She sighs every day as she passes the way, Do you want your old lobby washed down? Do you want your old lobby washed down conshine? Do you want your old lobby washed down? She sighs every day as she passes the way, Do you want your old lobby washed down? The other day the old landlord came by for his rent, I told him no money I had, Besides twasn't fair for to ask me to pay, The times being so terribly bad. He felt discontent at not getting his rent, And he shook his big head in a frown, Says he, I'll take half but says I with a laugh, Do you want your old lobby washed down? Now the boys look so bashful when they go a courtin', They seem to look awfully shy, As to kiss a young maid, sure they seem half afraid, But they would if they could on the sly. But me I do things in a different way, I don't give a nod or a frown, When I goes to court I says 'Here goes for sport', Do you want your old lobby washed down?